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Hell Above - Lyrics

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br0lan:

my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the reese cup then stabbed himself with the epipen and told the teacher to call the hospital and that kid is the most hardcore kid I’ve ever heard of I wanna be his friend 

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eileenthequeen:

ITS PI DAY, PI DAY, GONNA GET DOWN ON PI DAAYYY

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kewkitty:

Kitty does not know what to do with the butterfly that landed on its paw.
do-not-touch-my-food:

Loaded Baked Potato Dip

perfumeandpancakes:

ellen degeneres can host my funeral

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luxio:

tries to do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

doesn’t do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

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angeldictator:

I wonder if any of my friends had a crush on me but then got to know me and were like “haha no, dodged a bullet there.”

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warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

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